"Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila."

~ Mark Z. Danielewski (House of Leaves)

"The basic problem with drinking alcoholic beverages is that you get drunk long before you are done drinking. I know you know what I mean: you too have been stinking drunk and still drinking on more than one occasion. I have witnessed it..."

~ J. Grass

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

~ George Carlin

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